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August 26 2014, 11pm


grimmest-purr:

captainsnakepants:

[You can tag me as just one word since I track that tag, fren. BUT YES HI YOUR MUSE IS A+ CUTE DORK]

Grimpurr audibly disgruntled in the background///

aw thank you ;v;b)

[-HUGS- WE SHOULD DO A THREAD WHEN IT’S NOT ALMOST TIME FOR BED]


August 26 2014, 11pm


grimmest-purr:

captainsnakepants:

grimmest-purr started following you

[SCREAMS HELLO AT YOU]

AH, HELLO TO YOU TOO!))

[You can tag me as just one word since I track that tag, fren. BUT YES HI YOUR MUSE IS A+ CUTE DORK]


August 26 2014, 10pm


grimmest-purr started following you

[SCREAMS HELLO AT YOU]


August 26 2014, 9pm


hershellordofplants:

captainsnakepants:

"For some reason, I’m not inclined to believe that’s the whole truth."

"Well, it is. I didn’t hurt her at all. ..Depending on your definition of the word ‘hurt’" He added, under his breath.

"Then what did you do? I know you did something if she isn’t going to stop you from doing whatever you want."


August 26 2014, 9pm


hershellordofplants:

captainsnakepants said:

What did you do.

——

"Well goodness, don’t you sound upset. It’s nothing to worry about, just a little… investment, is all. She’s perfectly fine, Mr. Angry Scientist Man, don’lt worry."

"For some reason, I’m not inclined to believe that’s the whole truth."


August 26 2014, 7pm


scientificginger:

Dude, you need help.

"Probably, yeah. Not gonna deny that."

But you get why I eat you all outta house and home, now, right?


August 26 2014, 12am


Captainsnakepants has entered Clan Territory.


theclanofdragons:

captainsnakepants:

theclanofdragons:

The large dragon shook his head slowly. “I’m afraid that’s where I draw the line. I do not hand out rides. Nor does the rest of the clan.”

"Damn. I guess you guys have your pride, though, so I can’t fault ya." he replies with a hint of disappointment, folding his arms behind his head.

"Indeed. Dragons are known for our prideful nature." He remains quiet for a long time before speaking again. "Are there more beings like yourself? half snake…half…well I’m not sure I’ve seen the other species you are. I must say you are fascinating and unique."

"Oh, yeah, there’s more like me. Half snake, half person. They kinda mix a little, though." As well they should, to be honest. "Don’t worry, though, I’ll try not to piss anyone off."


August 25 2014, 9pm



captainsnakepants
-boops Link-


towarinku:

     Rinkuuu…  He would have sighed more dramatically solely for effect, but the raw irritation that had been carefully wrapped up with that subtle exhale was more than enough to warn the captain.

"What’s your miff, Link?" he wonders, tilting his head. Link may notice he looks markedly different, in that he’s nigh-unrecognizable save his inflections, what with him being bodyswapped with Clarence.


August 25 2014, 5pm


"….I did not think my body was physically capable of doing that."

"It’s ‘cause you’re- oof- a wuss!"

He continues doing crunches, sweating fairly profusely as he tries to get his comparatively weak body up to snuff.


August 25 2014, 5pm



captainsnakepants
-scoots in, head hung, his hands clutched and wringing themselves- I messed up.


willneednewcrate:

captainsnakepants:

willneednewcrate:

*Junior was in her crate when she heard Luffy slther in, and the door shut behind him. She shifted to make room and better place herself for optimum springing power.*

Explain.

Luffy gives her the steeliest of gazes, completely stoic and unafraid as he grabs onto her and armors up his hands, digging his fingers into what little flesh she had. “Snake Bite.” he utters coolly, before his expression quickly turns to one of rage and he yanks her off with all his strength, trying to swing her into a wall.

"I AIN’T DYIN’ TODAY, ESPECIALLY NOT TO A TOOTHPICK!"

She dug her own bony fingers into his arm, gritting jagged teeth against the pain.

Choose. Say it.”

"Neither. I told you I wouldn’t do anything I didn’t want to do when I took you up, and I kept to that, so I didn’t break our deal."

Swinging again, he slams her into a wall, trying to dislodge her. “Now get off, crazy cat-person!”


August 25 2014, 3pm



Anonymous
redhead! omg! *pinches u* now i got good luck lmao


…-POWER GINGER SLAP-


August 25 2014, 11am


-all of the crunches-


August 25 2014, 10am


cross out the things you’ve done


Graduated high school. Kissed someone. Collected something really stupid. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing.Watched four movies in one night.Gone long periods of time without sleep Lied to someone. snorted cocaine. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeralBurned yourself. Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over £200 in one day.Flown on a plane. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Lost someone you lovedShoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary.Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins. Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to EuropeLoved someone you shouldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Seen the Washington Monument. Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Made-out with someone. Played on a sports team. Snuck out of the house. Swore at a teacher. Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience. Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish. Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.

(Source: larryishellacute)


August 25 2014, 10am


[dON’T TOUCH ME MY MUSE IS BEING REALLY SWEET TO EVERYONE I JUST CANNOT]


August 25 2014, 10am


…Y’know what, if Clarence wants abs, by damn he’s gonna get ‘em.

-OI, ZORO!